Chauffer Gifts

Cabs vs Omnibuses

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Try Mediation

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Lost around a military base.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Man whistles while driving his car.

Guard dogs

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Musical Pipe

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Carpet