Chauffer Gifts

Cabs vs Omnibuses

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Try Mediation

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Guard dogs

Man whistles while driving his car.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Musical Pipe

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

"There's probably room for one more."

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Carpet