Table Manner Buff Gifts

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

'Don't chew your food.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"I would not recommend you bypass heart surgery."

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"Gesundheit!"

Break Bread, Not Wind.

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Do you HAVE to pick your nose at the table?!!"