Table Manner Buff Pillows

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Don't chew your food.'

"I would not recommend you bypass heart surgery."

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."