Cyber Puffers Gifts

'Electronic Cigarette'

Online Dating

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Musical Pipe

Clown walking his balloon dog.

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

Websiteless -- please help.

'Keeping up with technology is a full-time job.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Tuppermalware

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

Surfin' the web.

Internet Surfer

Internet replacing postal service

'Hold on, Ma, he's posting.'

Cabs vs Omnibuses

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

"I got a 'puffer fish'."

Robber trying to break into an online account.

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

"I think it's serious. Tonight he asked if he could use my name as his computer password."

It can't hurt to open one little attachment, can it?...Pandora's Inbox.

STRIP Hambone: Computer with a virus

"They can take my song-sharing capabilities when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers."

'Polygamy's actually not so great. Wife a, b, c, d, e, f, g, and h were hopeless...'

Smoke break in Heaven

'Hey buddy, why don't you get a life? Hahaha.'

"Yes, Master. You are the very best laptop ever."

"Don't listen to him. You shouldn't be visiting sites like that."

Surf and turf

"Your profile online said nothing about being bald."