Puffer Jackets Gifts

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Musical Pipe

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

Clown walking his balloon dog.

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

'Not the funky chicken?'

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Nashville Peacock

What are the chances?

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

"He should've passed the puck."

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

Cabs vs Omnibuses

"I got a 'puffer fish'."

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

'Electronic Cigarette'

"I'm your last line of defense and your attorney."

Dove Coat

Smoke break in Heaven

Rugby catch.

"Phil, I'd like you to meet Brian. Brian will be posing for the picture jacket of your new novel."

"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"

No table salt. - 'Right.' - 'Still no table salt.' - 'Okay.' - 'Table Salt!!!' - 'I wanted pepper.' -

Rapunzel was now regretting having got a Perm.

Rooster with a comb followed by rooster with a brush

Smoker

Smoking Brain

Man smokes a cloud of text.