Feathered Fashionistas Gifts

Rooster with a comb followed by rooster with a brush

Nashville Peacock

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Moustached gentleman

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

We have skule clothes.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Sun. Rain.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

I took up antkeeping.

'Not the funky chicken?'

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Christmas Hat Tree

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

"I got tired of webbed feet."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

Dog Days

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

The Country Wedding.

No Caption. (A bird feeder is shown with a drive-thru window).

"ooo - 'Get that natural autumn look all summer long'."

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"

Easter Eggs