Fashionista Feathered Fans Gifts

Chicken chaps

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Nice haircut."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Moustached gentleman

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Ariana Grande caricature

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's dress down day!"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Builders fashion range

Polly Clinic.

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Hired Morning Suit

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Dang clip ons!

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'