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Chicken chaps

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Moustached gentleman

"Nice haircut."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Ariana Grande caricature

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

"It's dress down day!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Polly Clinic.

Hired Morning Suit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'