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Rooster with a comb followed by rooster with a brush

Nashville Peacock

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Moustached gentleman

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Sun. Rain.

We have skule clothes.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

'Not the funky chicken?'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Christmas Hat Tree

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

"I got tired of webbed feet."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

Dog Days

The Country Wedding.

"Buy two pairs of prescription eyewear and we throw in these pop-out eyeball glasses for Halloween."

Easter Eggs

Coool shades! Oh, sorry!

Chicken chaps

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"

Witch Parrot