Feathered Fashion Follower T-Shirts

Dove Coat

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

The Style of Elements

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Advocado

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Moustached gentleman

"Like my new haircut?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Port outbound, starboard home."

The Aging of Underwear

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Lady imitating fashion

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

'Not the funky chicken?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."