Feathered Fashion Follower T-Shirts

Dove Coat

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

The Style of Elements

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Advocado

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Like my new haircut?"

Moustached gentleman

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Lady imitating fashion

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."