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'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Polly Clinic.

"How nice it is of Master to install a bird attractor for us! Hide and get ready: here comes a pigeon..."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Bird Guide.

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"He's always been good with animals"

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"