Feathered Foodies T-Shirts

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Parrot

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

'Not the funky chicken?'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

Bird Guide.

Squawk dirty to me...

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"He's always been good with animals"