Cloud Puffers Gifts

Smoke break in Heaven

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Crop duster wanted.

Snowman Driver

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Musical Pipe

Clown walking his balloon dog.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Keyboard in Heaven

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel

Angel

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

Around the World By Balloon.

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

"I got a 'puffer fish'."

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

Harp tuner...

A parachutist floating in the air.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'I just realised, we're online too!'

"That's weird... all of my files are missing from the cloud."