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Smoke break in Heaven

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Crop duster wanted.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Snowman Driver

Musical Pipe

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Clown walking his balloon dog.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Keyboard in Heaven

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"I got a 'puffer fish'."

Angel

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

Around the World By Balloon.

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

A parachutist floating in the air.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

You Are Here.

Harp tuner...

"That's weird... all of my files are missing from the cloud."