Cyber Wooer Gifts

"I think it's serious. Tonight he asked if he could use my name as his computer password."

Travelogue

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Your website or mine?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Kevin had a computer virus.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

'To woof or not to woof...'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Spam.

Computer virus

WWW.World.com

"Problem?"

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"Just off for a little troll, dad..."

Stealing digital data from computers.

www.meditation.commm

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

Text Message

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

'I think we've been the victim of a cyber attack.'

"You're cute, but you don't look very strong."

U.S. Military Recruitment: We're looking for a few good men and women who can hack!"

Man using internet search engine: 'I'm trying to find myself,'

'I think I use the Internet too much. I find myself writing 'com' after each period.'