Cyber Wooer Pillows

"I think it's serious. Tonight he asked if he could use my name as his computer password."

Travelogue

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Your website or mine?'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

'To woof or not to woof...'

Spam.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Computer virus

"Problem?"

WWW.World.com

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Just off for a little troll, dad..."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

www.meditation.commm

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

Stealing digital data from computers.

"You're cute, but you don't look very strong."

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

Text Message

'I think we've been the victim of a cyber attack.'

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

"Recalculating."

U.S. Military Recruitment: We're looking for a few good men and women who can hack!"

Man using internet search engine: 'I'm trying to find myself,'