Modern Wooer Pillows

"Oh, it's ON!!!"

No Soliciting

Dogs

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Your website or mine?'

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

A masked man serenading

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

'To woof or not to woof...'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Bark to me of love."

TV and man

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Beware of Dogs

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.