Modern Wooer Mugs

"Oh, it's ON!!!"

No Soliciting

Dogs

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Your website or mine?'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Things that go beep in the night.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

A masked man serenading

Dog on a plane.

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

'To woof or not to woof...'

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Bark to me of love."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

TV and man

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Beware of Dogs

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."