Client Wooer Pillows

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

'Your website or mine?'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Let's shake on it.

'To woof or not to woof...'

'Pictures of your family?'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

"Bark to me of love."

business lunch

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'He just got in. Better give him a chance to catch his bearings.'

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

'Gotta go, Leon...our brokrage firm is right in the middle of an aggressive client retention program.'