Canine Chauffeur Enthusiasts Gifts

A dog driving a car

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

Pets on holiday.

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Sit!"

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

The light is green.

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

Beg here. Pay here.

Places we've been on a dog

'Which license do you wish to see?'

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"My last dog always too a right there."

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

A Boat Named Dog

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

My other dog is a golden retriever

Stretch Limo for Daschund

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'