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Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

I drive, therefore I am.

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Guard dogs

Fricka arrives.

Man whistles while driving his car.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

"I'm liking it already!"

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Carpet

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'