Chauffeurs Mugs

Forget The Dog

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Try Mediation

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Lost around a military base.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I drive, therefore I am.

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Man whistles while driving his car.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Guard dogs

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Pets on holiday.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

Carpet