Firecracker Fan Mugs

Safety first - do not store certain items together.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Love your ambiance!"

"Bip."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Bath Bonfire

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Dog catches UFO

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"Boy, she has a new look."

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

Traveller's Luggage.

Have a CRAPPY New Year!