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"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Heavy meals on wheels

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Canada Goose

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Fire Backwards.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Donald Trump

"Is the light bothering you?"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.