Flame Thrower Fan Gifts

'Sorry to bother you - neighbours reported a 'roving band of anarchists.''

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Bath Bonfire

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Donald Trump

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Is the light bothering you?"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.