Flame Thrower Fan Mugs

'Sorry to bother you - neighbours reported a 'roving band of anarchists.''

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Love your ambiance!"

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Donald Trump

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"Is the light bothering you?"

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'