Firestorm Fan Gifts

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Bath Bonfire

Donald Trump

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Is the light bothering you?"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Caddy With A Cool Box

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.