Firestorm Fan Gifts

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Love your ambiance!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Fire Backwards.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Bath Bonfire

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Donald Trump

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Is the light bothering you?"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Caddy With A Cool Box

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'