Firewalking Fan Gifts

Courage Frosty. Courage.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Love your ambiance!"

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"Is the light bothering you?"

"We only have the Bible."

Organic Soldering.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

Smoking Firemen.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

Global warming and forest fires

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

'Sure, it's a clever invention, but what if we get dependent on imported firewood?'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

Safety first - do not store certain items together.

Student fire fighters at a training academy screw up holding the trampoline.