Firewalking Fan Gifts

Courage Frosty. Courage.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Love your ambiance!"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Fire Backwards.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"Is the light bothering you?"

"We only have the Bible."

Organic Soldering.

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Smoking Firemen.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

Global warming and forest fires

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'Sure, it's a clever invention, but what if we get dependent on imported firewood?'

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

Broke? Declare Yourself a Church and Burn

Wait your turn. I was here first.