Torch Enthusiast Pillows

'The Torch Holder'.

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'

The First Home Lighting Store.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

The Fuse

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

You need a new reading light

"Everything you need for self-assembly."