Torch Collection Admirer Pillows

'I do think we might have relaxed our 'No Smoking' policy on this one occasion, Mr. Crips. . .'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

'The Torch Holder'.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Blue Dress

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Haunted museum

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Butterfly Woman

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

The five orders of periwigs

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64