Transformer Admirer Pillows

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Farmer Christmas.

Performance In The Bedroom

Red hot little combo

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

The Clown Hit

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Retrospection.

Snow White and the seven veils.

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Death of the Great Zolini

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

Christopher Fry.

"Cute... But way too young."

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"