Transformer Admirer Prints

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Farmer Christmas.

Red hot little combo

Performance In The Bedroom

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

The Clown Hit

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Retrospection.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Snow White and the seven veils.

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

Death of the Great Zolini

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Richard Branson caricature.

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

"Cute... But way too young."

Christopher Fry.