Tractor Admirer Pillows

Say it with flowers.

Farmer Christmas.

"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Farmers' Warnings.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"I got it from eBay."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Tractor Art

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and