Torch Collection Admirer Prints

'I do think we might have relaxed our 'No Smoking' policy on this one occasion, Mr. Crips. . .'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'The Torch Holder'.

Blue Dress

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Frank Sinatra.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

Haunted museum

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Victorian woman at a bar.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Butterfly Woman

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

The five orders of periwigs

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64