Torch Lover Pillows

The Olympic Torch.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The Torch Holder'.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"I call it angle-poise"

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

Illuminating agricultural production

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

Athlete

Essentials