Torch Toter Pillows

'See I told you! Nobody joins and angry, vengeful mob carrying a solar garden light!'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'The Torch Holder'.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Olympic Torch Training

Trout Game

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

Athlete

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

Carles Puigdemont

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Olympic Torch.

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

Olympic torch for sale.

The First Home Lighting Store.

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'

'I do think we might have relaxed our 'No Smoking' policy on this one occasion, Mr. Crips. . .'

Trick or treat...

'This is the 'Mother Flame' - three for a pound down the market.'

The Olympic Torch.