Torch Toter T-Shirts

'See I told you! Nobody joins and angry, vengeful mob carrying a solar garden light!'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'The Torch Holder'.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Olympic Torch Training

Trout Game

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

Athlete

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

Olympic Torch.

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

Carles Puigdemont

Olympic torch for sale.

Covid Carries the Olympic Torch

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

Trick or treat...

'This is the 'Mother Flame' - three for a pound down the market.'

The Olympic Torch.

The First Home Lighting Store.

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'