Torch Enthusiast Mugs

'The Torch Holder'.

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'

The First Home Lighting Store.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

The Fuse

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.