Torch Relay Aficionado Mugs

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'The Torch Holder'.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Carles Puigdemont

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

Olympic torch for sale.

Isolation Olympics

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

Running Stairs

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

The Olympic Torch.

'Let's hope it doesn't end in a photo finish.'

'I do think we might have relaxed our 'No Smoking' policy on this one occasion, Mr. Crips. . .'

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'

The First Home Lighting Store.

Relay runners

Olympic torch relay in a flood.

'See I told you! Nobody joins and angry, vengeful mob carrying a solar garden light!'

'Don't snatch.'

"Oh, oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'They asked me to carry it, but every time I light a cigarette I scorch my eyebrows.'