Torch Relay Aficionado Gifts

Covid Carries the Olympic Torch

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'The Torch Holder'.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Carles Puigdemont

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

Olympic torch for sale.

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

Isolation Olympics

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

Running Stairs

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

'Got a light, mate?'

'Let's hope it doesn't end in a photo finish.'

The Olympic Torch.

The First Home Lighting Store.

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'

'I do think we might have relaxed our 'No Smoking' policy on this one occasion, Mr. Crips. . .'

Relay runners

Olympic torch relay in a flood.

'See I told you! Nobody joins and angry, vengeful mob carrying a solar garden light!'

'Don't snatch.'

"Oh, oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."