Torch Bearer Enthusiast Gifts

Olympic torch relay in a flood.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The Torch Holder'.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Olympic Torch Training

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

Ancient Weapons

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Athlete

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

Olympic Torch.

Carles Puigdemont

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Covid Race

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

Covid Carries the Olympic Torch

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

Isolation Olympics

"You created fire, and this is how you use it?"