Relay Aficionado Gifts

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

Turtle Trailer Court

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

HS2

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm Bored'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

A train's dining car is a diner.

The Train to Nowhere

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"You're back! You're really back...!"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Randi Rhodes