Relay Race Lover Gifts

'Don't snatch.'

Running Stairs

'My feet are killing me.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The Unsportables: Relay

First past the post.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Formula One car models

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Noel Fever

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

Annual 10K Fun Run

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

Runner with a kick-starter.

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

Bus rally tour

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

Covid Carries the Olympic Torch

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

Biggest Hat Award