Relay Devotee Gifts

The Olympic Torch.

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'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Poetry Buff.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Bank of Cyprus-sia

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

Post-psychoanalysis

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

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"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"Stop the press... we've got an exclusive press release."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

A.E. Housman

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

Running Stairs

Calvin Coolidge

Sania Mirza

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

"Do you have to read a broadsheet tablet?"

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"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

'Let's hope it doesn't end in a photo finish.'

"He's from PM."

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'I've always thought it was about time that lawyers replace bankers at the top table where big M&A deals were being done.'