Rest Devotee Gifts

Tortoise with Do Not Disturb sign

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

You're the olive in my martini

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"She's late for her stress management course."

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

The Colonel at home.

Lady has a coffee break.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Give Thanks.

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Hibernating! That's all you think of"

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Thriller of the Week

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'

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