Rest Devotee Pillows

Tortoise with Do Not Disturb sign

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

You're the olive in my martini

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"She's late for her stress management course."

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

The Colonel at home.

Lady has a coffee break.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"Hibernating! That's all you think of"

Thriller of the Week

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'