Relaxation Devotee Pillows

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."

"She's late for her stress management course."

The Colonel at home.

Medication: Take to Relieve Stress...

"You seem very highly strung."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"It feels good to unwind..."

Unguided imagery

Taking it easy

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"