Relaxation Devotee Pillows

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."

"She's late for her stress management course."

The Colonel at home.

Medication: Take to Relieve Stress...

"You seem very highly strung."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I love this time of day."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

Mr. Punch in Venice

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Uptight End"