Downtime Devotee Pillows

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Thomas Hardy

"You've got computer-breath."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Bonk!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Watching telly

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

One book... One book... One book...

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