Relay Race Lover Pillows

'Don't snatch.'

Running Stairs

'My feet are killing me.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The Unsportables: Relay

First past the post.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Formula One car models

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Noel Fever

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Annual 10K Fun Run

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

Runner with a kick-starter.

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

Bus rally tour

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

Olympic torch for sale.

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

Biggest Hat Award

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.