Relay Runner Pillows

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

The Unsportables: Relay

100k Desert Crawl

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

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